
I am in New England ministering the next two weekends which span the 8 days of Sukkot or Feast of Tabernacles. With all the sober news in the world, a bit of humor is in order. I gleaned a few laughs from the Levitt Letter worth sharing:
Short Summary of every Jewish holiday: “They tried to kill us. We won. Let’s eat!”
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.
What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
Jewish Adage: “You don’t stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.”
A merry heart does good, like medicine, but a broken spirit dries the bones. Proverbs 17:22
Have a blessed season of celebration of Yehovah God’s provision. Pray for the peace of Jerusalem and pray for rain.
Les Lawrence, Voice of Christian Zionists (Read more)

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A Little Humor for Sukkot
21 09 2018I am in New England ministering the next two weekends which span the 8 days of Sukkot or Feast of Tabernacles. With all the sober news in the world, a bit of humor is in order. I gleaned a few laughs from the Levitt Letter worth sharing:
Short Summary of every Jewish holiday: “They tried to kill us. We won. Let’s eat!”
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.
What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
Jewish Adage: “You don’t stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.”
Have a blessed season of celebration of Yehovah God’s provision. Pray for the peace of Jerusalem and pray for rain.
Les Lawrence, Voice of Christian Zionists (Read more)
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